Feature Request: RSS Reader that supports an April Fools mode

I really wish my RSS reader supported an April Fools mode – it would basically take any post that was posted on April 1 and mark it immediately read or trash it, so I wouldn’t have to bother.

Side note, I’ve upgraded to WordPress 2.5 as of last night, and the first thing I noticed about the new dashboard is that I had 399 posts.  That makes this the 400th.  First post from May 2000, but posted started in earnest in February 2003 when I installed Drupal.  388 posts since that February 2003 post, making for about 6 and a quarter posts per month.  Not bad, but I bet I can do better.