Yes, ladies and gentlemen (and those of you reading who don't fit these descriptions… I'm an equal-opportunity blog-writer), you did feel the earth slow down and in fact stop spinning last Friday the 13th. No, NASA wasn't involved. This was all my doing.
Wait for it.. Wait for it…
I GRADUATED!
After seven long years of work and school, now it's just work. It's like a vacation. No homework, no tests, no papers. School is overrated, I tell you. But I'm happy to say that I got through it, and got the most expensive piece of paper I've ever seen.
And with that, this should be the last entry in the school category. For a long time, that is. Maybe one day I'll go back, but if you ask me today or in the next few weeks, I'll tell you that it is highly unlikely.